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First Jiggy | [Accidental Voice/Action] | Crappy Intro!
[It's not every day that you wake up after a particularly good game of kick-the-disembodied-witch-skull-around to discover you are very much not at Spiral Mountain. Or... anywhere you even vaguely recognize. Even if you are a first-class adventuring hero.
Naturally, Kazooie was inclined to blame this on Banjo, because there was no way she'd be stupid enough to get totally lost in her sleep. But Banjo was nowhere to be seen, not even after a good look around with the Amaze-O-Gaze goggles. This was unusual, to say the least - unusual and unsettling. Even if Banjo wasn't exactly the sharpest crayon in the box, it was silly for him to just go off on his own. After all, who was gonna protect him? She was clearly the faster and stronger adventurer - he needed her! What did he think he was doing, going off without her?
But first, to inspect the area, like any real hero. Can't go looking for Banjo without discovering some obvious pathways! ... Which are suspiciously absent from this strange forest she's in. Huh.]
Hey... there's nothing here except a book! No nests of Eggs, Feathers, Notes or anything... What kind of place is this, exactly?! It's weirder than Cloud Cuckooland - at least that had music! [Kazooie scoffs loudly, scratching a claw irritably against the foreign dirt.] And boring... what a dumb place to go to have an adventure! Pah, like the bear would pick anywhere good...
[... Wait, didn't old Winky say something about getting Banjo and Kazooie back in Banjo-Threeie? So this was probably it, huh? (Man, that witch could put herself back together fast.) But Kazooie could live with that - maybe she got to be the main character this time! Or maybe it was like the time she got kidnapped for awhile - only it was Banjo's turn to get kidnapped by the hag, and meanwhile Kazooie could be a hero and kick her butt and rescue the furry lug! Either option was one Kazooie was satisfied with for the time being, even if this was a pretty lame sequel so far. And that meant the book was probably important.
Wait - it's got her name on it. It has to be important. So Kazooie picks it up in her beak carelessly and stuffs it under a wing - if it worked for Canary Mary, it'll work for her for a bit, right?
Then she points herself down the nearest tangle of trees and starts trotting through the forest - so much like Pine Grove on the Isle O' Hags, except... it just goes on forever.]
Man, where's a silo when you need one?
Naturally, Kazooie was inclined to blame this on Banjo, because there was no way she'd be stupid enough to get totally lost in her sleep. But Banjo was nowhere to be seen, not even after a good look around with the Amaze-O-Gaze goggles. This was unusual, to say the least - unusual and unsettling. Even if Banjo wasn't exactly the sharpest crayon in the box, it was silly for him to just go off on his own. After all, who was gonna protect him? She was clearly the faster and stronger adventurer - he needed her! What did he think he was doing, going off without her?
But first, to inspect the area, like any real hero. Can't go looking for Banjo without discovering some obvious pathways! ... Which are suspiciously absent from this strange forest she's in. Huh.]
Hey... there's nothing here except a book! No nests of Eggs, Feathers, Notes or anything... What kind of place is this, exactly?! It's weirder than Cloud Cuckooland - at least that had music! [Kazooie scoffs loudly, scratching a claw irritably against the foreign dirt.] And boring... what a dumb place to go to have an adventure! Pah, like the bear would pick anywhere good...
[... Wait, didn't old Winky say something about getting Banjo and Kazooie back in Banjo-Threeie? So this was probably it, huh? (Man, that witch could put herself back together fast.) But Kazooie could live with that - maybe she got to be the main character this time! Or maybe it was like the time she got kidnapped for awhile - only it was Banjo's turn to get kidnapped by the hag, and meanwhile Kazooie could be a hero and kick her butt and rescue the furry lug! Either option was one Kazooie was satisfied with for the time being, even if this was a pretty lame sequel so far. And that meant the book was probably important.
Wait - it's got her name on it. It has to be important. So Kazooie picks it up in her beak carelessly and stuffs it under a wing - if it worked for Canary Mary, it'll work for her for a bit, right?
Then she points herself down the nearest tangle of trees and starts trotting through the forest - so much like Pine Grove on the Isle O' Hags, except... it just goes on forever.]
Man, where's a silo when you need one?
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[She trots a bit further up the path, peering around.] I mean, you can't have a puzzle with no solution. That's just stupid.
[... Unless it's like one of those invisible walls that stop Kazooie from going places...
... Nah. It wouldn't be like that, would it? Kazooie doesn't even want to think about what that would mean, yet. She'd rather assume there's some method of getting past.]
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The strange thing is that, we usually went through doors to get to the place where the next Pure Heart was. I don't remember falling asleep and getting to a new place. [Well, she was, technically, dead, so maybe things worked different now.]
But, you are right. A puzzle without a solution seems rather pointless to me.
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It better not happen too often! I prefer knowing where I'm going to wake up.
I'm sure if I keep looking, I'll find a solution... giving up isn't what a hero does!
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If you are decided to go after a solution, then I'll be happy to help you out with anything! [She says, smiling.] Oh! My name is Peach by the way.
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And Peach... just watch your name turn into Peachy or something. Kazooie throws around nicknames a lot.]
So how're you gonna help me, Peachy? Good at kicking butt?
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And she has no problem with nicknames, really.]
Well, I can't really fight all that well, but I can help gather information about this place if you want. [Because, essentially, that's pretty much all she done on the first two games: feed Mario with info on the enemies steps.]
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I guess figuring out what to do with that barrier's the first thing. Or where to get something to eat around here. I knew I shoulda tried to race for Canary Mary's lunch...
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[She smiles at Kazooei warmly.]
Oh, if you are hungry, I can make you something. I mean, I'm quite good at cooking. [And that also gives her something to do.]
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Good with millet or something? I haven't had millet in weeks. [Though, heck, seeds in general would be good... Or fish... Kazooie is a breegull after all.
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[When it comes to cooking, Peach can learn fast!]
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Though anybody who can cook up a good bag of millet's okay in my books!
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[Peach never saw any humans with green skin. But on the other hand, she has seen some pretty strange beings throughout all her life, to the point where a big talking bird is no surprise to her.]
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[Kazooie wouldn't normally be surprised - honestly, if it has eyes, she expects it to talk - but humans are a Weird Thing and require at least an attempt at investigation. Because bears in shorts are totally normal.]
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[Welp, it isn't like humans are a big demographic back in the Mushroom Kingdom either...]
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It's weird, but you guys aren't the weirdest things I've seen. [There were the Stonies, after all.]
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She chuckles at that 'weirdest' part.] Well, I can't really say that the things we have back home are the most 'common'. [Like, really. Chain Chomps.]
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Well, I don't mind adventuring myself. I just wished it didn't happen only when the world needs to be saved, you know? [Because... she's seeing a pattern back home.]
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... Okay, so she's done some things without a direct reward. Just she won't ever admit those.]
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[Because, really. It feels like things back home are becoming more and more dangerous as the time passes, not to mention that they aren't only involving her kingdom like before, but the universe as a whole. That's a big deal when you feel like you need to worry about everyone around you.]
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... You remind me of Banjo. He didn't like going on adventures most of the time. He would've rather just relaxed...
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But then again, I'm not very strong so I don't think it's wise to go out and about trying to fend off enemies and go into dangerous places.
[Just recently she started going out into the world a little bit more and, boy, it was exciting, even if a little bit scary at times.]
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... But most of it was. [Always gotta get the bragging in there, Kazooie...]
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As if he doesn't do that enough of the time.]I'd get Bottles to teach ya, but I don't have any Notes.
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