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First Jiggy | [Accidental Voice/Action] | Crappy Intro!
[It's not every day that you wake up after a particularly good game of kick-the-disembodied-witch-skull-around to discover you are very much not at Spiral Mountain. Or... anywhere you even vaguely recognize. Even if you are a first-class adventuring hero.
Naturally, Kazooie was inclined to blame this on Banjo, because there was no way she'd be stupid enough to get totally lost in her sleep. But Banjo was nowhere to be seen, not even after a good look around with the Amaze-O-Gaze goggles. This was unusual, to say the least - unusual and unsettling. Even if Banjo wasn't exactly the sharpest crayon in the box, it was silly for him to just go off on his own. After all, who was gonna protect him? She was clearly the faster and stronger adventurer - he needed her! What did he think he was doing, going off without her?
But first, to inspect the area, like any real hero. Can't go looking for Banjo without discovering some obvious pathways! ... Which are suspiciously absent from this strange forest she's in. Huh.]
Hey... there's nothing here except a book! No nests of Eggs, Feathers, Notes or anything... What kind of place is this, exactly?! It's weirder than Cloud Cuckooland - at least that had music! [Kazooie scoffs loudly, scratching a claw irritably against the foreign dirt.] And boring... what a dumb place to go to have an adventure! Pah, like the bear would pick anywhere good...
[... Wait, didn't old Winky say something about getting Banjo and Kazooie back in Banjo-Threeie? So this was probably it, huh? (Man, that witch could put herself back together fast.) But Kazooie could live with that - maybe she got to be the main character this time! Or maybe it was like the time she got kidnapped for awhile - only it was Banjo's turn to get kidnapped by the hag, and meanwhile Kazooie could be a hero and kick her butt and rescue the furry lug! Either option was one Kazooie was satisfied with for the time being, even if this was a pretty lame sequel so far. And that meant the book was probably important.
Wait - it's got her name on it. It has to be important. So Kazooie picks it up in her beak carelessly and stuffs it under a wing - if it worked for Canary Mary, it'll work for her for a bit, right?
Then she points herself down the nearest tangle of trees and starts trotting through the forest - so much like Pine Grove on the Isle O' Hags, except... it just goes on forever.]
Man, where's a silo when you need one?
Naturally, Kazooie was inclined to blame this on Banjo, because there was no way she'd be stupid enough to get totally lost in her sleep. But Banjo was nowhere to be seen, not even after a good look around with the Amaze-O-Gaze goggles. This was unusual, to say the least - unusual and unsettling. Even if Banjo wasn't exactly the sharpest crayon in the box, it was silly for him to just go off on his own. After all, who was gonna protect him? She was clearly the faster and stronger adventurer - he needed her! What did he think he was doing, going off without her?
But first, to inspect the area, like any real hero. Can't go looking for Banjo without discovering some obvious pathways! ... Which are suspiciously absent from this strange forest she's in. Huh.]
Hey... there's nothing here except a book! No nests of Eggs, Feathers, Notes or anything... What kind of place is this, exactly?! It's weirder than Cloud Cuckooland - at least that had music! [Kazooie scoffs loudly, scratching a claw irritably against the foreign dirt.] And boring... what a dumb place to go to have an adventure! Pah, like the bear would pick anywhere good...
[... Wait, didn't old Winky say something about getting Banjo and Kazooie back in Banjo-Threeie? So this was probably it, huh? (Man, that witch could put herself back together fast.) But Kazooie could live with that - maybe she got to be the main character this time! Or maybe it was like the time she got kidnapped for awhile - only it was Banjo's turn to get kidnapped by the hag, and meanwhile Kazooie could be a hero and kick her butt and rescue the furry lug! Either option was one Kazooie was satisfied with for the time being, even if this was a pretty lame sequel so far. And that meant the book was probably important.
Wait - it's got her name on it. It has to be important. So Kazooie picks it up in her beak carelessly and stuffs it under a wing - if it worked for Canary Mary, it'll work for her for a bit, right?
Then she points herself down the nearest tangle of trees and starts trotting through the forest - so much like Pine Grove on the Isle O' Hags, except... it just goes on forever.]
Man, where's a silo when you need one?
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As if he doesn't do that enough of the time.]I'd get Bottles to teach ya, but I don't have any Notes.
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Hm? Bottles?
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His brother's better though.
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We don't have anyone like that back home. I mean, someone who teaches others how to fight. There's a dojo in town but I don't know if they would let me train with them. Not to mention that Toadsworth would certainly throw a fit if I ever did anything like this...
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That's a bummer. Learning more moves is always a good thing!
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Well, Toadsworth is a little bit, hm, too overprotective of me. He would probably faint if he ever knew I was doing anything he considered 'dangerous'. [Peach appreciated his concern but, sometimes, it felt like he wanted to keep her in a shell or something.]
I know. I wouldn't complain if I could learn how to fight so then I could protect myself more easily.
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[Kazooie does not take crap from anybody. Not even Banjo.
And sometimes he doesn't take it from her, either, considering he occasionally gives her neck a good wringing when she's pecked him in the head one too many times...]no subject
Well, he's like, my mentor. He's been looking after me since my parents passed away so, I kind of don't want to disappoint him. [Last thing she wants is to make poor old Toadsworth mad. He already worries so much.]
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Congratulations. You have officially managed to resolve a huge plot hole with Peach that always bugged this mun.Kazooie's not sure how to think of this. Death is a pretty meh thing in her eyes - after all, she dies all the time and never stays that way.]
I bet you wouldn't disappoint him if you got all strong and awesome and tough and came back a big hero!
Hey, maybe you can do that here. Become a hero and go home and make Toadsworth proud!
[... You wish it was that easy, Kazooie.]
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Is that so??? Wow, I... feel very proud!]Hmm... I know I couldn't sit down and talk with him about it because he wouldn't listen, but I can always sneak out of the castle and do some undercover training!
[Actually, the idea of doing that is really exciting and, maybe, when she goes back home and everything is settled, she might try to be a little bit more adventurous and do that. And, perhaps, just like Kazooie said, Toadsworth might be proud of her taking a stand like that.]
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Then she wouldn't need to rescue anybody and would be out of a job...]Anyway, I better check out that village place, see what's going on over there. Maybe I'll catch you later.
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Oh! I'm sorry for holding you up for so long! [She certainly didn't want to do that.] You really should take a look around. This place is pretty big once you start exploring it. [She should know it, since she's doing that herself.]
Hope to see you again Kazooie! [Really! You are such good company!]