First Jiggy | [Accidental Voice/Action] | Crappy Intro!
[It's not every day that you wake up after a particularly good game of kick-the-disembodied-witch-skull-around to discover you are very much not at Spiral Mountain. Or... anywhere you even vaguely recognize. Even if you are a first-class adventuring hero.
Naturally, Kazooie was inclined to blame this on Banjo, because there was no way she'd be stupid enough to get totally lost in her sleep. But Banjo was nowhere to be seen, not even after a good look around with the Amaze-O-Gaze goggles. This was unusual, to say the least - unusual and unsettling. Even if Banjo wasn't exactly the sharpest crayon in the box, it was silly for him to just go off on his own. After all, who was gonna protect him? She was clearly the faster and stronger adventurer - he needed her! What did he think he was doing, going off without her?
But first, to inspect the area, like any real hero. Can't go looking for Banjo without discovering some obvious pathways! ... Which are suspiciously absent from this strange forest she's in. Huh.]
Hey... there's nothing here except a book! No nests of Eggs, Feathers, Notes or anything... What kind of place is this, exactly?! It's weirder than Cloud Cuckooland - at least that had music! [Kazooie scoffs loudly, scratching a claw irritably against the foreign dirt.] And boring... what a dumb place to go to have an adventure! Pah, like the bear would pick anywhere good...
[... Wait, didn't old Winky say something about getting Banjo and Kazooie back in Banjo-Threeie? So this was probably it, huh? (Man, that witch could put herself back together fast.) But Kazooie could live with that - maybe she got to be the main character this time! Or maybe it was like the time she got kidnapped for awhile - only it was Banjo's turn to get kidnapped by the hag, and meanwhile Kazooie could be a hero and kick her butt and rescue the furry lug! Either option was one Kazooie was satisfied with for the time being, even if this was a pretty lame sequel so far. And that meant the book was probably important.
Wait - it's got her name on it. It has to be important. So Kazooie picks it up in her beak carelessly and stuffs it under a wing - if it worked for Canary Mary, it'll work for her for a bit, right?
Then she points herself down the nearest tangle of trees and starts trotting through the forest - so much like Pine Grove on the Isle O' Hags, except... it just goes on forever.]
Man, where's a silo when you need one?
Naturally, Kazooie was inclined to blame this on Banjo, because there was no way she'd be stupid enough to get totally lost in her sleep. But Banjo was nowhere to be seen, not even after a good look around with the Amaze-O-Gaze goggles. This was unusual, to say the least - unusual and unsettling. Even if Banjo wasn't exactly the sharpest crayon in the box, it was silly for him to just go off on his own. After all, who was gonna protect him? She was clearly the faster and stronger adventurer - he needed her! What did he think he was doing, going off without her?
But first, to inspect the area, like any real hero. Can't go looking for Banjo without discovering some obvious pathways! ... Which are suspiciously absent from this strange forest she's in. Huh.]
Hey... there's nothing here except a book! No nests of Eggs, Feathers, Notes or anything... What kind of place is this, exactly?! It's weirder than Cloud Cuckooland - at least that had music! [Kazooie scoffs loudly, scratching a claw irritably against the foreign dirt.] And boring... what a dumb place to go to have an adventure! Pah, like the bear would pick anywhere good...
[... Wait, didn't old Winky say something about getting Banjo and Kazooie back in Banjo-Threeie? So this was probably it, huh? (Man, that witch could put herself back together fast.) But Kazooie could live with that - maybe she got to be the main character this time! Or maybe it was like the time she got kidnapped for awhile - only it was Banjo's turn to get kidnapped by the hag, and meanwhile Kazooie could be a hero and kick her butt and rescue the furry lug! Either option was one Kazooie was satisfied with for the time being, even if this was a pretty lame sequel so far. And that meant the book was probably important.
Wait - it's got her name on it. It has to be important. So Kazooie picks it up in her beak carelessly and stuffs it under a wing - if it worked for Canary Mary, it'll work for her for a bit, right?
Then she points herself down the nearest tangle of trees and starts trotting through the forest - so much like Pine Grove on the Isle O' Hags, except... it just goes on forever.]
Man, where's a silo when you need one?
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It's a bird. With two sets of wings. Carrying a book.
Oh, must be a New Feather.]
Hey, the village is that way.
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Kazooie doesn't even question that she's being told something useful, at first. This happens all the time for her.
... But then she realizes who's talking, and narrows one comically-oversized green eye at him.]
... The last time I saw a turtle with some dumb colour like that, I was back in Bubblegloop Swamp. You sure you're not the one lost?
[Because insulting people you meet that are trying to help you is clearly the smartest idea. It's never failed Kazooie before!]
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Whatever. I was going to tell you about the guide, but I guess you don't need stuff like that, since you obviously know so much.
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Hey, we can't all be great adventuring heroes. [She gives Mike a look like she's humouring him.] So... a guide, huh? What's this place need a guide for? Usually I just kick some witch butt and that solves everything.
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[Mike... will probably be walking away at this point. You're a weird-looking bird, you've got attitude and if it comes to that you can just fly to the village. Rydia or someone will probably take pity on you there. He's done his good deed for the day and he's sort of in the middle of training. See ya.]
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Hi fellow video game pal!
And... well, big walking talking bird. Not really a surprise there. She is used to unusual things anyway.]
Hey, hm... Did you just arrive too?
Hi there! 8D
Naturally, this doesn't stop her from being a sarcastic jerk right away.]
You mean that isn't stupidly obvious?
... Look, lady, have you seen a dumb bear in shorts anywhere around? I gotta figure out where he ran off to before he does something like rope us into helping some bozo out or whatever it is he does when I'm not supervising.
I was so excited to see a Kazooie when i saw the apps XD
I didn't see anyone like that, sorry.
Do you, hm, want help looking for him? [Because, even though Peach is as lost as she can be, she still wants to be helpful.]
I thought it was cool we were getting a Peach! 83
The faster I find the big lug, the quicker I can get outta this dump. Though I wouldn't be against running into ol' Grunty too - she's probably behind this latest mess. 'Cause I sure wouldn't wake up in the middle of a forest by myself!
Awh <3 Maaaan, it has been forever since I played Banjo Kazooie in any shape or form...
And I think finding your friend isn't really going to be enough to take you out of here... [She hates breaking bad news to people, but it's better than hiding the truth.]
I have yet to really do so myself 8| Missing the N64 and not having an XBox sets me back
LJ working for a split second /rejoices
It... works and then doesn't work here 8|;;;
OK, it seems to be stable over here... for now.
Let's hope it stays that way D:
Let's!!!
<3
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Things that totally ping Ven: big, talking animals.
So, of course he's going over to see what's up.]
Hey, are you new here?
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Kazooie gives him a look somewhere between disbelieving and caustic.]
Does anybody have a clue around here?
Nobody tells me anything useful anymore! Banjo-Threeie really sucks so far.
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[Blinkblink. That's a new one...]
Well, what kinda stuff do you wanna know?
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One, where the heck am I, two, where do I get my first Jiggy to open the rest of the worlds, and three, whose butt do I have to kick to get it?
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Well, this place is called Luceti, but I don't think there're any Juggies around. [Whatever those are.]
And we're all kinda stuck here, too. Nobody's been able to find a way out of this world.
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You're from Cloud Cuckooland? [Really? Really?]
This place is called Luceti.
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Nah, I just beat up most of the locals. [She says this flippantly, like crazy-sounding names are normal.]
... Luceti?! What kinda stupid sounding name is that?!
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And it's a name you're going to have to get used to I'm afraid.
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... That just reminds her of Banjo. That idiot had better be in this place!]
It just sounds dumb. Names should have more than one part! Really, this has gotta be the worst game ever.
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I haven't heard of anyone called Grundy around here. And there is more things wrong with this place than it's name.
I'm sorry to tell you this. But the people who wake up here are stuck here.
...Game?
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But what's this? An animal just wandering around on the path ahead of him. Some weird looking bird. Perfect! Probably kind of big compared to his usual catches, but it saves an annoying trip into the wilderness. Here goes nothing!]
Ah ha! [Eggman begins a full on sprint towards the red bird, launching himself into the air and diving towards it as he gets closer.] Gotcha!
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[Okay. People running up to Kazooie out of nowhere and attacking her is not a new thing. But Kazooie has never seen a Gruntling quite like this before. This guy's almost as tall and fat as Klungo!
For his trouble, Eggman's getting a well-aimed Wing Whack in his direction - since she's standing mostly still, it's simply a few broad slashes with her wings across her front. There might be enough room to evade the wings if he scoots back - this attack is more to clear the distance in front of her than anything.]
Get offa me, fatso!
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W-what did you just call me, bird brain?!
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[She's wishing she had a Grenade Egg to pelt this one with. Heck, even a normal Blue Egg would be satisfying to spit in this guy's stupid, fat face.]
You're so fat, I wouldn't be surprised if you're related to ol' Winky.
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