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First Jiggy | [Accidental Voice/Action] | Crappy Intro!
[It's not every day that you wake up after a particularly good game of kick-the-disembodied-witch-skull-around to discover you are very much not at Spiral Mountain. Or... anywhere you even vaguely recognize. Even if you are a first-class adventuring hero.
Naturally, Kazooie was inclined to blame this on Banjo, because there was no way she'd be stupid enough to get totally lost in her sleep. But Banjo was nowhere to be seen, not even after a good look around with the Amaze-O-Gaze goggles. This was unusual, to say the least - unusual and unsettling. Even if Banjo wasn't exactly the sharpest crayon in the box, it was silly for him to just go off on his own. After all, who was gonna protect him? She was clearly the faster and stronger adventurer - he needed her! What did he think he was doing, going off without her?
But first, to inspect the area, like any real hero. Can't go looking for Banjo without discovering some obvious pathways! ... Which are suspiciously absent from this strange forest she's in. Huh.]
Hey... there's nothing here except a book! No nests of Eggs, Feathers, Notes or anything... What kind of place is this, exactly?! It's weirder than Cloud Cuckooland - at least that had music! [Kazooie scoffs loudly, scratching a claw irritably against the foreign dirt.] And boring... what a dumb place to go to have an adventure! Pah, like the bear would pick anywhere good...
[... Wait, didn't old Winky say something about getting Banjo and Kazooie back in Banjo-Threeie? So this was probably it, huh? (Man, that witch could put herself back together fast.) But Kazooie could live with that - maybe she got to be the main character this time! Or maybe it was like the time she got kidnapped for awhile - only it was Banjo's turn to get kidnapped by the hag, and meanwhile Kazooie could be a hero and kick her butt and rescue the furry lug! Either option was one Kazooie was satisfied with for the time being, even if this was a pretty lame sequel so far. And that meant the book was probably important.
Wait - it's got her name on it. It has to be important. So Kazooie picks it up in her beak carelessly and stuffs it under a wing - if it worked for Canary Mary, it'll work for her for a bit, right?
Then she points herself down the nearest tangle of trees and starts trotting through the forest - so much like Pine Grove on the Isle O' Hags, except... it just goes on forever.]
Man, where's a silo when you need one?
Naturally, Kazooie was inclined to blame this on Banjo, because there was no way she'd be stupid enough to get totally lost in her sleep. But Banjo was nowhere to be seen, not even after a good look around with the Amaze-O-Gaze goggles. This was unusual, to say the least - unusual and unsettling. Even if Banjo wasn't exactly the sharpest crayon in the box, it was silly for him to just go off on his own. After all, who was gonna protect him? She was clearly the faster and stronger adventurer - he needed her! What did he think he was doing, going off without her?
But first, to inspect the area, like any real hero. Can't go looking for Banjo without discovering some obvious pathways! ... Which are suspiciously absent from this strange forest she's in. Huh.]
Hey... there's nothing here except a book! No nests of Eggs, Feathers, Notes or anything... What kind of place is this, exactly?! It's weirder than Cloud Cuckooland - at least that had music! [Kazooie scoffs loudly, scratching a claw irritably against the foreign dirt.] And boring... what a dumb place to go to have an adventure! Pah, like the bear would pick anywhere good...
[... Wait, didn't old Winky say something about getting Banjo and Kazooie back in Banjo-Threeie? So this was probably it, huh? (Man, that witch could put herself back together fast.) But Kazooie could live with that - maybe she got to be the main character this time! Or maybe it was like the time she got kidnapped for awhile - only it was Banjo's turn to get kidnapped by the hag, and meanwhile Kazooie could be a hero and kick her butt and rescue the furry lug! Either option was one Kazooie was satisfied with for the time being, even if this was a pretty lame sequel so far. And that meant the book was probably important.
Wait - it's got her name on it. It has to be important. So Kazooie picks it up in her beak carelessly and stuffs it under a wing - if it worked for Canary Mary, it'll work for her for a bit, right?
Then she points herself down the nearest tangle of trees and starts trotting through the forest - so much like Pine Grove on the Isle O' Hags, except... it just goes on forever.]
Man, where's a silo when you need one?
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I guess figuring out what to do with that barrier's the first thing. Or where to get something to eat around here. I knew I shoulda tried to race for Canary Mary's lunch...
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[She smiles at Kazooei warmly.]
Oh, if you are hungry, I can make you something. I mean, I'm quite good at cooking. [And that also gives her something to do.]
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Good with millet or something? I haven't had millet in weeks. [Though, heck, seeds in general would be good... Or fish... Kazooie is a breegull after all.
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[When it comes to cooking, Peach can learn fast!]
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Though anybody who can cook up a good bag of millet's okay in my books!
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[Peach never saw any humans with green skin. But on the other hand, she has seen some pretty strange beings throughout all her life, to the point where a big talking bird is no surprise to her.]
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[Kazooie wouldn't normally be surprised - honestly, if it has eyes, she expects it to talk - but humans are a Weird Thing and require at least an attempt at investigation. Because bears in shorts are totally normal.]
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[Welp, it isn't like humans are a big demographic back in the Mushroom Kingdom either...]
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It's weird, but you guys aren't the weirdest things I've seen. [There were the Stonies, after all.]
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She chuckles at that 'weirdest' part.] Well, I can't really say that the things we have back home are the most 'common'. [Like, really. Chain Chomps.]
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Well, I don't mind adventuring myself. I just wished it didn't happen only when the world needs to be saved, you know? [Because... she's seeing a pattern back home.]
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... Okay, so she's done some things without a direct reward. Just she won't ever admit those.]
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[Because, really. It feels like things back home are becoming more and more dangerous as the time passes, not to mention that they aren't only involving her kingdom like before, but the universe as a whole. That's a big deal when you feel like you need to worry about everyone around you.]
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... You remind me of Banjo. He didn't like going on adventures most of the time. He would've rather just relaxed...
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But then again, I'm not very strong so I don't think it's wise to go out and about trying to fend off enemies and go into dangerous places.
[Just recently she started going out into the world a little bit more and, boy, it was exciting, even if a little bit scary at times.]
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... But most of it was. [Always gotta get the bragging in there, Kazooie...]
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As if he doesn't do that enough of the time.]I'd get Bottles to teach ya, but I don't have any Notes.
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Hm? Bottles?
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His brother's better though.
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We don't have anyone like that back home. I mean, someone who teaches others how to fight. There's a dojo in town but I don't know if they would let me train with them. Not to mention that Toadsworth would certainly throw a fit if I ever did anything like this...
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That's a bummer. Learning more moves is always a good thing!
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Well, Toadsworth is a little bit, hm, too overprotective of me. He would probably faint if he ever knew I was doing anything he considered 'dangerous'. [Peach appreciated his concern but, sometimes, it felt like he wanted to keep her in a shell or something.]
I know. I wouldn't complain if I could learn how to fight so then I could protect myself more easily.
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[Kazooie does not take crap from anybody. Not even Banjo.
And sometimes he doesn't take it from her, either, considering he occasionally gives her neck a good wringing when she's pecked him in the head one too many times...](no subject)
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