Appointments

[talontrot]

For any mundane, non-critical interactions with the Egg-slinging cartoon bird here, whether it be poking her for whatever reason, maintaining continuity, throwing her an item, or in general doing something that isn't momentous enough to require a whole post or log for it.

Please copy and paste the following for the first comment in any new thread you're starting. Thanks in advance! :3

<b>Date of Thread:</b> [In month/day/year format (though year can be kinda inferred)]<br /><b>Type of Thread: [Action, Voice, Written or Video - basically anything Luceti allows]<br /><b>Location:</b> [Where the shenanigans in questions take place, if applicable]</b>

Comments

[generalflirt]

[...Wow, that's impressive. He nods in appreciation, and dives right in to the whole punching people thing. Boom, boom]

[talontrot]

[Kazooie's fighting style is pretty unpolished. When you're a cartoon, you don't need stuff like grace, though her movements do have a strange sort of precision to them.

In the brawl, Masaomi might notice things like Kazooie's body parts distorting in shape and size (like in a crude, unbalanced approximation of her usual Rat-a-tat Rap) or bending in ways they shouldn't be able to bend. But she certainly doesn't seem disadvantaged by any of these things.

... It might look, well, a little crazy, though.]

[generalflirt]

[Oh it certainly does, but he's too busy landing punches, picking up sticks and other things to bludgeon people with, and generally being hit. His defense is lacking, but his offense is strong and brutal - he's a very powerful fighter for not being super. Or an RPG hero. Or a cartoon. things like that. The point is, while he might see a few things here and there for Kazooie's shenanigans, in the end, well. He chalks it up to him seeing things badly or just going insane]

[talontrot]

[He wouldn't be too off, honestly. Most of the more "real-world" people who've met Kazooie think they're going crazy too, and Masaomi is far from being the first.

When the metaphorical (and literal?) dust clears, Kazooie stands, idly preening a few non-Filial wing feathers back into place.]

Those guys weren't so tough.

[Her tone is so cocky and nonchalant it might either be annoying or inspiring.]

[generalflirt]

...No, seems not.

[He's licking his own wounds, actually. A bruise or two more will be forming soon enough, sigh]

[talontrot]

[Video game characters don't bruise! They just lose Honeycomb. At least in Kazooie's world.]

They didn't explode, at least. Stuff always gets really annoying when it explodes.

... Were those guys something from your world?

[generalflirt]

Yeah. A bunch of pretty nasty punks that call themselves the Blue Square.

[He nods. ...Okay this bird is way too weird] What was your name again?

[talontrot]

[NPCs and their short memory spans...] I'm Kazooie. Pretty easy to remember, 'cause I'm so awesome!

You never told me your name, though...

[generalflirt]

Oh, right! Masaomi Kida!

[He laughs here, smirking]

Glad to hear you're so good though, Kazooie! I got lucky.

[talontrot]

Eh, it's what I do. Helping people out. [Usually under duress.] And kicking butt!

Are you a hero too, or are you just one of the other guys? [NPCs, specifically. Not that Kazooie knows the term, but she knows the concept.]

[generalflirt]

[Hero] ...I dunno if I can call myself one of those, no.

[talontrot]

But you can fight... [This is a genuinely confusing concept to Kazooie.]

You don't act like a villain, either. So what're you doing fighting if you aren't a hero?

[generalflirt]

It's just something I'm good at.

[Dully. He does want to protect people but after what he did to Mikado, can he even...]

[talontrot]

[She hears that dullness in Masaomi's voice, and Kazooie is admittedly pretty stymied by it.]

And that's a good thing. Better than being useless and waiting around for someone else to do it.

[She's never had any crises over her fighting ability. Nope. Not at all.]

[generalflirt]

Aaah... haha yeah, that's pretty good, isn't it? After all, then I can handle it!

[He nods here, laughing-!]

[talontrot]

Yeah! And you can be on your way to becoming a real hero! After all, you're taking advice from the best!

[As much as Kazooie realizes that there are other hero-types here, she... doesn't want to accept that they could be better.]

[generalflirt]

[.....pffffthahaha He laughs and mock-solutes] Yes, Kazooie-sensei!!

[talontrot]

[Hey, she's actually serious! But at the same time, a bit of joking isn't a bad thing for a cartoon.]

Sensei? Is that some kinda cool hero title? [Forgive her and her lack of Japanese, Masaomi.]

[generalflirt]

Ah...hah~ yeah, something like that. [He nods, and now turns back in the direction of where he was going. He might as well be on his way, a "hero" like her will want to fight more things]