Appointments

[talontrot]

For any mundane, non-critical interactions with the Egg-slinging cartoon bird here, whether it be poking her for whatever reason, maintaining continuity, throwing her an item, or in general doing something that isn't momentous enough to require a whole post or log for it.

Please copy and paste the following for the first comment in any new thread you're starting. Thanks in advance! :3

<b>Date of Thread:</b> [In month/day/year format (though year can be kinda inferred)]<br /><b>Type of Thread: [Action, Voice, Written or Video - basically anything Luceti allows]<br /><b>Location:</b> [Where the shenanigans in questions take place, if applicable]</b>

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[generalflirt]

[ Date of Thread: We'll call it August 1st
Type of Thread: Action
Location: En-route to the Rec center, but now on a ship. (continued from here)

Anyway. Jiggy. Um. Well.]

...So you're used to this sort of thing, Ms. Bird?

[Is is a girl, right?]

[talontrot]

The name's Kazooie - the better half of the bear and bird adventurer duo, Banjo and Kazooie.

[She smirks a little. Even if nobody knows who she is here, it's still nice to say it.]

In my line of work, stuff like this is pretty common!

[generalflirt]

Alright, Kazooie! [Yes, he's nuts now. He laughs, awkwardly]

Your duo must be pretty impressive.

[talontrot]

We sure are! Though Banjo'd rather just laze around all the time. Can you believe he would've just sat there and neglected his training if I didn't tell him to get his furry butt out of bed?

[Heck, that's even the plot of Nuts 'n' Bolts...]

[generalflirt]

Well, as I understand it bears do like to sleep?

[talontrot]

That describes Banjo to a tee! I'm pretty sure if I didn't yell at him, he wouldn't even have woken up to rescue Tooty.

[... It's pretty sad when your big brother sleeps through your kidnapping...]

[generalflirt]

...Okay! That works!

[And now the ship is starting to dissolve, being replaced with something else. Hmmm. It's... okay, it seems to be back to normal, but now there's more thugs with shark-like hoodies. Blue ones.]

Can you do those guys?

[talontrot]

[Aww, there goes the Treasure Trove Cove theme... but that definitely sets Kazooie on edge.

And now shark-like hoodies. The Sharks from Earthbound? Great.]

Sure can! [Without any (obvious) issue with this, Kazooie launches a Fire Egg right at one of the shark-hood-wearing-guys. If it hits, it'll set the unfortunate simulated thug on fire.]

[generalflirt]

[Sweet, that distracts the Blue Square enough for Masaomi to punch him in the face, sending him clear off his feet and flying a few feet back.

Awesome.]

[talontrot]

[Colour Kazooie impressed at that display of strength.]

You human-things are weird-looking, but you sure can hit hard.

I bet I can hit 'em harder, though! [And to prove her point, the next Blue Square is getting a solid Wing Whack to the face. It's out of a sprint, so she's a whirling dervish of angry red feathers that slams into the thug's side. Without even breaking her stride.]

[generalflirt]

[...Wow, that's impressive. He nods in appreciation, and dives right in to the whole punching people thing. Boom, boom]

[talontrot]

[Kazooie's fighting style is pretty unpolished. When you're a cartoon, you don't need stuff like grace, though her movements do have a strange sort of precision to them.

In the brawl, Masaomi might notice things like Kazooie's body parts distorting in shape and size (like in a crude, unbalanced approximation of her usual Rat-a-tat Rap) or bending in ways they shouldn't be able to bend. But she certainly doesn't seem disadvantaged by any of these things.

... It might look, well, a little crazy, though.]

[wannabolt.livejournal.com]

[ Date of Thread: 10/28th
Type of Thread: Action
Location: Somewhere out in the village? I don't think the location was totally specified.

(Continued from here). ]

Maybe give it a few extra craters for good measure.

[Except they aren't big enough to leave any big craters. Nope.]

[talontrot]

Let's do it! Right now!

[And at that, Kazooie points herself skyward, a blazing-red arrow of impulsive moon destruction. This can't backfire in any conceivable way, can it?]

[wannabolt.livejournal.com]

Right!

[And Dash takes off like a rocket, ready to knock that thing far away!

...this totally can't end well.]

[talontrot]

[In unison, the duo of super-speedy bird and pegasus hurtle towards the upper boundary of the barrier. The moon hasn't begun to push through yet, no, but it is ominously close - close enough that Kazooie at least wants to get up to the dumb thing and glare at it.]

It won't stand a chance!

[wannabolt.livejournal.com]

[Same with Dash, really. She knows she can't bust the barrier, but she can at least give it her all! For JUSTICE!]

[talontrot]

[Eventually, through a combination of Bunny Hood-induced speed, riding Rainbow Dash's wake, and her own sheer diligence, Kazooie has managed to Glide somewhere much closer to the moon. She can feel the press of the barrier, the way the air just sort of seems to stop, and it's annoying that it's between her and that dumb moon's face.

Still, she raspberries loudly at the moon, making a face in its direction.]

Who're you trying to fool, you dumb thing? You couldn't scare anybody if you tried!

[wannabolt.livejournal.com]

[Dash will do pretty much the same thing, stretching her face with her hooves before tapping on the barrier.]

Yeah! Just try and come closer. I dare you!

[talontrot]

[Annoyingly, the barrier doesn't give way even when Kazooie spits a Grenade Egg in its direction. It just explodes harmlessly against the surface, not even causing a ripple.

How annoying.]

Argh, even with that ugly moon right there, there's no way we can hit it because of that dumb barrier thing!

[wannabolt.livejournal.com]

Stupid barrier. I swear, someday we'll find a way to bust straight through it!

[But for now she huffs and looks away from the ugly ol' moon.]

[talontrot]

[When that day comes, Kazooie will be first on it, but at the moment there's little else they can do.]

Ugh. Maybe we can come back later when it punches through and hit it again! That'd be cool!

[wannabolt.livejournal.com]

[Hah, good point! Dash nods, giving the moon one last look.]

Yeah, then we'd totally send it flying!

[talontrot]

[For now though, they can't do anything but head back...]

I think we'd make the greatest moon-punching team in history. [Kazooie grins over at Rainbow Dash then, her eyes bright.] We could kick its butt like nobody's business!

[March 24 | Mission Return Catch-All]

[talontrot]

[They... did it.

They really actually did it.

Kazooie's voice is jubilant over the journals as she returns.]

Heck yeah! We did it! We beat the mission like heroes!

[For once she's sharing the feeling of winning. Feel free to try to get in touch with her - she'll be wanting to pig out at the bakery and Seventh Heaven to celebrate, and will want to get back to her apartment to sleep, even if she doesn't really have to. Missions are tiring things, and she wants to revel in the feeling of a safe bed!]