talontrot | Sixth Jiggy | [Voice/Action]

[Sometime after the announcement for the latest mission goes up, this particularly raucous, squawking voice sounds over the journal.

Kazooie sounds nothing short of exultant, and possibly a tad more arrogant than usual.]

Looks like the Malnosso-guys got good taste for once!

[She smirks into the journal - it looks kind of silly, with a beak.] Guess who's going on this awesome mission? That's right - me! Only makes sense that they'd pick a real hero for the job. This monster thing sounds like it needs one heck of a beatdown! So I'll just have to give it one.

[She's not so sure on being accompanied by the creepy droids, though.]

Those dumb-bots they're sendin' with us had better not try anything funny, or I'll turn 'em into scrap.

[Yes, she is entirely too cocky. Judging by her casual-sounding air, this whole concept - going into a completely-new place to face a foreign hellbeast - is old hat to her. But she's probably exaggerating her own abilities by... a lot.]

Wonder if they'll let me bring a few Nests of Eggs with me? Or maybe my backpack? They'd better give us plenty of cool stuff if they want us to kick butt for 'em!

And what else do you guys usually bring on these missions, anyway? Gotta make sure I'm ready to go. Usually I'd just get Banjo to do that for me...

[After her little chat with the villagers, Kazooie will head out, intent on making the rounds in the village and saying hi to anybody she needs to meet before her mission. In particular, she'll be seeking out these people she's supposed to go with, if she hasn't talked to them already.

Also, her friends. Gotta reassure them that she'll be just fine... even if she isn't entirely cognizant of what she's going to be up against. But she's a hero, right? She can do it - no matter what the odds are, she'll make it. She's done it before; she'll do it again, as many times as it takes.

That's what being a hero is all about!]

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If the monster in that building that we're gonna fight is anywhere near as ugly and dumb as you, then it's no wonder they needed twelve of us to make sure it was gone for good! That much ugliness and dumbness could put even an awesome hero like me outta commission.

... But not long enough to kick serious monster butt!

[Trolling right back, of course.]

And hey, what kinda hero would I be if I didn't know how to be strong and entertaining?

[ Just an annoyed growl. ] I'll have you know that I am one of sleekest and fastest of my kind! And if I were dumb overtaking the Decepticons would have been harder. Thankfully my insight and resourcefulness is unmatched. [ Megatron was dumber so there. ] I could should you how a real threat would act, and how quickly you would fail, but I rather not waste my time.

[ He hopes you get eaten by that monster Kazooie! ]

You are no hero that I am familiar with. You must not be much outside your little world.

[She seriously doubts that Starscream overtook much of anything...]

Pah! You're just scared that a dumb ol' robot wouldn't kick nearly as much butt as a real hero.

And not being familiar with me shows how dumb you really are! I'm famous!

[... If you like video games, anyway.]

[ A scoff. ] Oh please. You wouldn't stand a chance against an army of insecticons or autobots. Whatever you have fought is entirely different and probably less threatening than what I have.

[ You're so annoying oh my primus. ] Or perhaps you simply are not as famous as your...delusional mindset would like to think. As for I? I was the leader of a squadron of energon seekers. [ He is saying this oh so proudly. Like it actually means something which it does. But Kazooie probably wouldn't understand. Woe is Starscream. Forever surrounded by ignorant people. ]

Says who? A few Grenade Eggs could probably take care of 'em! [And, Starscream, you've obviously never stared down Weldar or the HAG-100.]

And what the heck does that mean?

Sixth Jiggy | [Voice/Action] | Backdated to the 21st

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