If the monster in that building that we're gonna fight is anywhere near as ugly and dumb as you, then it's no wonder they needed twelve of us to make sure it was gone for good! That much ugliness and dumbness could put even an awesome hero like me outta commission.

... But not long enough to kick serious monster butt!

[Trolling right back, of course.]

And hey, what kinda hero would I be if I didn't know how to be strong and entertaining?