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Kazooie ([personal profile] talontrot) wrote2012-02-14 12:04 pm

Fifth Jiggy | [Voice/Action] | V-Day Shenanigans!

[Kazooie does not like sappy things. She does not like mushy, gushy, dumb things like Valentine's Day. They are stupid and the only good part about them is the candy.

Why, then, is she having persistent thoughts of feeling... well... lonely?


It's probably because of the apartment, she tells herself. After living with someone for months, it's not easy to wake up to the emptiness of her apartment every day. It's not easy to watch the dust settle where Peachy used to sit, or watch the oven go unused because Kazooie doesn't know how to make those complicated dishes without burning them.

She doesn't want to be alone anymore. Not right now. Especially not right now, with all that stupid crud on the journals about people loving everybody and being all smoochy and weird with each other. Not that Kazooie had been paying any attention to that or anything, nope. Also she totally wasn't listening on the journal for a certain pony.

Not at all. Why would anybody ever think that?


... Anyway. There's only one way to fix this problem. And so Kazooie turns to the journals, as she usually does when she needs to complain.]

Hey, I'm offering all you awesome guys out there a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity - getting to live with a real hero like me.

See, I'm looking to move out of my apartment, and I need someone cool as a roommate! Like somebody who knows the real value of having a window you can Glide out of. Or a fellow hero who appreciates kicking butt and going on adventures!

[After a moment, she shifts gears, her tone noticeably changing.]

And what's with all this Valentine's day junk anyway? You people should just shut up and keep your stupid kissy flappy lip-things to yourself! It's gross seeing all of it!

None of that crud for me, nope. Only real adventure is awesome enough to be worth doing on a day like today, far as I'm concerned. Or a good party!

... At least the chocolate is pretty good.

[Though... there is Rainbow Dash...

... What is filtering? Kazooie's just going to announce this blatantly.]


Hey, uh, Dash... Whaddya say we do something cool today? Like... I dunno. Go on an adventure! Get away from all this mushy stuff.

[With that, she'll head out to the plaza as usual, to find her friends (unaffected or otherwise) and possibly get some food from the bakery for her awesome day trip with Rainbow Dash. Or whoever else.

She's completely convinced she's not affected, of course. Because why would somebody as cool as her ever have feelings like this?

... She's in for one rude awakening when this Shift is over.]

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