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Kazooie ([personal profile] talontrot) wrote2012-01-19 08:16 am

Fourth Jiggy | [Video/Action] | Backdated to January 18

[Today, there is a little red bird in the snow.

In fact, for the past while, there has been this self-same little red bird in the snow, busying around the plaza at obscene hours. Evidently, she is hard at work, crafting something out of snow in the most inconvenient place possible.

The journal's video opens to Kazooie, piping away on a blue kazoo with the melody of a rather familiar song to anybody who might've played her games... which is probably nobody, but hey. She's playing it rather loudly, too, with little regard for anybody who wants any peace or quiet at this hour. Clearly, Kazooie is not one to respect the property or needs of her fellow Lucetians. Frequent musical embellishes from her instrument - which really serve more to be annoying than anything else, since it's a kazoo - accompany her rendition of Freezeezy Peak's background music.


It's awhile before she stops, tucking the kazoo away safely under one wing before addressing the journal.]

There's a buncha those 'New Feathers' coming to Luceti, right? It's pretty lame here and stuff, what with the dumb Malnosso-guys and their even dumber experiment things that they do all the time...

So, I figured the plaza needed some lightening up! [She grins widely, something that could easily be construed as a casual challenge.] What better way than a big ol' snowman, right? [As she speaks, she pats the side of the oversized snowy form she's constructing; it's done up in the traditional way, albeit rather imposingly oversized. (Not quite as large as its namesake from the real Freezeezy Peak - Kazooie's not that patient, not by a long shot - but definitely a lot bigger than the average snowman.)] This guy's kinda like the one I had back home, at Freezeezy Peak. Luceti looked like it when all those lights and junk like that were up at Christmas, but it doesn't have any background music, so I had to make some!

[She pats another mound of snow into place on the snowman's side.] I was thinking to make 'im life-sized, 'cause the one there had this awesome red-and-yellow scarf and you could go sledding off of that! It's a real blast; there's nothing like it! [She pauses to grin widely into the camera then, smirking at her presumed audience.] Now how much more awesome can you get than that, huh?

We could be doing that right now if you guys'd get your butts down here and help make the biggest snowman ever. It could be even more awesome than the one I'm thinking of!

[Satisfied that her faux-sales pitch has totally grabbed everybody's attention, Kazooie actually goes back to work, pushing the snow into place. From the looks of things, she's going to be here awhile, trying to work on her snowman...]

Man, all this work and I'm not even gonna get a Jiggy out of it. It better turn out as great as I'm hoping!

[So what shall you do, fair citizens of Luceti?

Will you get annoyed at the kazoo playing? Wonder why there's a giant snowman in the square? Pitch in to help? Suggest better options for sledding that are significantly less foolhardy and don't take up the entire plaza?

The choice is yours.]

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